I dislike the weather in this city: it tends to be very warm and humid one day and quite cool and windy the next. Because of this, I've been sneezing non-stop and have become a freak when it comes to disinfecting my hands and eating utensils, which, I'll have you know (I really do abuse the commas in this blog, don't I?), has been made extremely convenient because of the fact that I am now in college, WHAT! I can officially say goodbye to the three minute break in between classes and hectic rushing now that I have at most three courses in a day, and large breaks in between, because college is just so much better than high school. The people are more mellow, the schedules are more flexible, and the building really reminds me of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Speaking of which, if I were to be the Harry Potter of Hogwarts, then I'd of course have to introduce you to my sidekick Ronald Weasley. Of course, since Ron also mentioned the fact that I am less like Harry Potter and more like Draco Malfoy, I may also refer to him as Crabbe don't-know-his-last-name interchangeably.

Ron is in also an Arts and Science student. He shares all his classes with me, save for physical education and art. He is also Asian. He is probably almost as crazy as me. He is a genius. He is my brother from another mother. Actually, his birthday is tomorrow, and he will be turning 17. He and I call ourselves the Dynamic Duo, but unfortunately, according to our math teacher, there was a Dynamic Duo that preceded us, and probably pwns (1337 ftw) us in every possible way. Therefore, in our Calculus class, we are referred to as the Terrible Two (not cool).

So here's to your birthday, Ron! In an hour and ten minutes, you will not feel any different, and will go to bed as if it were a normal night, unaware that your sister from another mister is blogging about you under the guise of someone much cooler than she really is.

Achoo!

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